19 Best Stick Figure Family Stickers

Ugh. Those stickers of stick figure families are so… lame. But not these! Here are the 19 best stick figure families you’ll ever see on the road!

Ax Murderer

Sorry! She married an ax murderer!

We assume she added the bars after they had all those kids and they weren’t conceived in prison.

There’s a joke in here somewhere about tailing the ass family…

I would run if a monster truck were coming after me, too.

ALL THE HEART EMOJIS! Make this Wall-E and Eva sticker a thing!

This would be made infinitely better if we learned this was the Force family.

Might as well name this family Rick, Lori, Carl, Baby Judith, and some random dog they found on the road.

That’s…a lot of cats. Hopefully they’re not all flat cats a la Hoarders.

This is…I mean…yeah, this is pretty fun. And sad. But funny.

Awww, look at this little gun family!

This decal could probably go on the same window as the Ass family.

Now accepting applications! Spouse or coparent or live in babysitter wanted!

Oh my indeed! Keep it klassy, people! Keep it klassy.

She works hard for the money…so hard for it honey…

You call it a family. T-Rex calls it dinner.

This is totally and completely the truest statement ever.

We get the gist. Although the spaceship bombing felt a little more in jest than this one …

Remember those Calvin decals that used to be big? Well, this one still is.

See also: Duggars. Just add Michelle to the left up there and the rest is how they divvy up their children.