THG WARNING: Not unlike Human Barbie or this week’s article about amoebas eating eyeballs, the images you are about to see cannot be unseen.
In fact, you may wish you had some of the aforementioned amoebas.
That being said, despite the mental and emotional scars you are more than likely to inflict upon yourself if you continue, we could not ignore this story.
A single guy known on the Internets only as ARuFa decided his life at home was too lonely, so he turned his shower head into a girlfriend. Naturally.
While the results are straight out of a horror film instead of a dating profile, she does serve her designed purpose (we guess) and he looks thrilled. Awesome?
Click through the gallery below, if you can stomach it, to see how the two came together and how they do their thing in the shower … then call your therapist ASAP: