Britney Spears: Y'all Can Stop Worrying! I'm Happy In Captivity!

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For several months now, fans of Britney Spears have been expressing major concerns about the pop icon's welfare.

Even before a New York Times-produced documentary about Spears brought her story to the mainstream, there were major fears about the singer's apparent lack of freedom and the mistreatment she appears to be suffering at the hands of her father.

As you've likely heard by now, important aspects of Spears' life are decided by a conservatorship controlled by Jamie Spears and overseers he's hand-picked for the job.

Britney In Red

That means Britney is a 39-year-old mother of two who is denied the right to make decisions about her children, her finances, and even her own healthcare.

Judging by the facts revealed in the documentary and the baffling content Britney posts on social media, the situation appears to be desperate.

Many fans believe Spears has been sending coded messages to her Instagram followers, as she has no other means of seeking help.

Britney Returns

Over the weekend, however, Spears addressed these concerns directly for the first time.

During a Q&A session with fans, she claimed that she's as happy and healthy as she's ever been.

And she also debunked the rumors that she's been using colors to surreptitiously send visual messages to her followers.

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"I'm here to answer all of your questions, and the first main question you guys have been asking me is basically when I'm in my living room, do I get dizzy when I'm spinning so much?" Spears said in a video.

"Yes, I get extremely dizzy but I'm a dancer so as long as I have a focus point for my head, as I turn as long as I keep finding that spot, usually in the end it's not as bad," she continued.

Obviously, Brit made the decision to start her impromptu digital press conference with a softball question, but from there, she gradually turned her attention to more important matters.

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"The second question that you guys have been asking me is basically what does the red refrigerator mean on my Instagram?" Britney went on.

"Honestly I just thought it was cool," she shared.

"I thought it was vintage, it was red and just really cool." 

Britney Looks Tired

That might sound like more small talk, but it's the first time that Spears has acknowledged the strange use of colors in her Instagram content.

And it seems she's shooting down the idea that she's using those colors to send a coded distress signal.

Britney ended by driving home the point that there's no need to be concerned for her health or safety:

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"Yes, I'm totally fine. I'm extremely happy, I have a beautiful home, beautiful children," she said.

"I'm taking a break right now because I'm enjoying myself," Spears concluded.

For obvious reasons, these comments are unlikely to convince the conspiracy theorists who firmly believe that Britney is being manipulated behind the scenes.

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She may have been coerced into making these remarks, or she might have reached a compromise with her captors.

Perhaps by assuaging the public's fears, Britney has earned certain concessions in the form of freedoms that were denied to her before.

Whatever the case, this situation remains deeply suspicious.

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Britney Spears Biography

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Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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