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We’ve been telling you for months that Kylie Jenner’s quarantine content is one of very few objectively good things about 2020.

Frankly, at this point, if you’re not checking her Instagram page on a daily basis, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Kylie Jenner Grabs Her Boobs

Of course, we’ll keep informing you every time Kylie twerks in a bikini or performs some other sort of public service for the benefit of mankind.

That’s because our goal here is not simply to bring you the latest in celebrity gossip — it’s to make the world a better place … or something.

You’re welcome, America.

Kylie Jenner: Bikini Pic 2020

Anyway, summer might be winding down, and the coronavirus lockdown might be easing up, but Kylie has no intention of putting an end to the racy pics that have made her Instagram page one of the few things that everyone can agree on in recent months.

What if it turns out that the knowledge that Kylie would be groping her own boobs on a daily basis was the only thing keeping millions of Americans clinging to sanity?

Who knows what might happen if you forced all those people to quit cold turkey?

Kylie in the Pool

Clearly, Kylie doesn’t want to find out the hard way, and so, she’s continued to give herself daily self-exams on the ‘Gram for the enjoyment and enlightenment of her 192 million followers.

Yes, the idea of anyone carrying that kind of clout on social media seems absurd.

But believe it or not, if Kylie’s Instagram following were a country, it would be the eighth largest on Earth.

Kylie Jenner Gropes Herself
Photo via Instagram

And the world’s youngest self-made billionaire certainly knows how to give the people what they want.

Granted, it’s not rocket science.

Kylie’s followers want what people seem to want all over the internet — namely, partial nudity.

Kylie In White

But Kylie’s genius lies in making that partial nudity seem fresh day after day.

And she knows that while anyone can pose in swimwear on social media, very few people can serve up such irresistible lifestyle p0rn.

Kylie is a 23-year-old who lives in a $36 million mansion that she purchased herself.

Kylie Jenner's Cleavage in 2020
Photo via Instagram

You might think that Americans wouldn’t want to see someone flaunt their success at a time when so many are struggling, but like the best rappers, Kylie has a way of making her fans feel like they’re part of her team.

There’s a "not me, us" vibe to her content that makes followers feel like they’ve played a role in Kylie’s success.

She’s like Bernie Sanders with magnificent boobs.

Okay, we’re very sorry for planting that image in your mind, but hey at least we brought you Kylie’s latest thirst traps!