Celebrity feuds on Twitter — we love ’em, don’t we, folks?
Of course, they’re a little more entertaining when neither of the combatants has access to the nuclear launch codes.
Yes, we’re the first to get our popcorn out when it’s Taylor Swift vs. Kim Kardashian, Round 47.
But when Donald Trump is attacking Chrissy Teigen our first thought is one of mere sympathy for the beleaguered intern in charge of changing the Presiden’s Depends.
Speaking of Ms. Kardashian-West, here’s a little backstory before we get into what went down between the leader of the free world and a popular Twitter personality last night:
As you may recall, Kim has dedicated much of her time to criminal justice reform in recent months, securing presidential pardons for numerous non-violent offenders who had been serving life sentences on drug charges.
Obviously, that’s a very good thing, and Kim was one of the prominent figures who received credit during an MSNBC special on America’s incarceration crisis Sunday night.
Trump received credit, too, but … it wasn’t enough?
We’re not really sure what exactly got his goat, but for some reason, the President of the United States of America unleashed a tweetstorm while hate-watching the show.
"I SIGNED IT INTO LAW, no one else did, & Republicans deserve much credit. But now that it is passed, people that had virtually nothing to do with it are taking the praise," the Donald began, as only the Donald can.
"Guys like boring musician @johnlegend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is – but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed," Trump continued.
As you might imagine, Chrissy wasn’t thrilled to find that the most powerful man in the world had randomly decided to sic his minions on her on a Sunday night.
But she certainly had no trouble seeing the humor in the situation.
"lol what a p-ssy ass b-tch," Teigen tweeted. "Tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president."
Politics aside, we can all agree that attacking someone that viciously without tagging them is, without question, a p-ssy move.
And as Chrissy pointed out, that’s not the only way in which Trump’s latest tantrum was one of his most ridiculous to date:
"The absolute best part of his tweet is I literally didn’t speak in the special, nor was I mentioned," she tweeted.
"I’m cackling at the pointless addition of me because he cannot not be a bitch."
Fortunately, it wasn’t long before life returned to normal in the Legend-Teigen household, as Chrissy helped her daughter prepare for her first day of school.
"Luna, remember the night before your first day of school? When mommy was making your sign and the p-ssy ass b-tch president had his 9th meltdown of the day?
Sadly, the night soon took a turn for the worse, thanks to a sauce-related mishap.
"F—ck I got pasta on my couch. karma is a p-ssy ass b-tch," Teigen tweeted to end the night.
Folks, let’s lend Chrissy our support and whatever cleaning tips we might have during this trying time.