Sonja Morgan’s drunken adventure in Miami continued on Wednesday’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York.
We picked up in the immediate aftermath of Sonja falling to the ground after telling Bethenny she would "knock her out."
In her trip to the floor, she hit her head on the dining room table, leaving Bethenny Frankel, Dorinda Medley, Barbara Kavovit, and Tinsley Mortimer worried that she hurt herself.
The ladies rushed over, and Sonja was still mumbling obscenities, but she did kiss Bethenny on the cheek. But the Skinnygirl founder kept asking if Sonja hurt herself.
When Barbara confirmed Sonja hit her head, the paramedics were called by Bethenny.
"You just hear horror stories: ‘Oh, someone fell and then died in the middle of the night,’" Bethenny explained.
"So I want the paramedics here because I need to know with 100 percent absolute certainty that Sonja is okay."
"I just wanna kiss Bethenny!" Sonja said as she awaited the ambulance.
"I know, I know, I know," Bethenny said back. "Big night. It’s a big night."
Sonja then took aim at Bethenny for ruining her good time, or something.
Bethenny was shocked when Sonja started checking out her ass.
"Your ass is amazing!" Sonja yelled as she kissed Bethenny’s butt. "Oh, my God. It’s an amazing ass!" she continued.
While all of this was going down, Tinsley and Ramona left the house to hit the town.
That’s what you do when Bravo is footing the bill for drinks, it seems.
"Get in, bitch!" Sonja shouted at Bethenny, telling her to get under the covers with her.
"How many fingers am I holding up?" Bethenny asked as she held up three fingers.
"Three!" Sonja replied.
"Who is the president?" Bethenny asked. "Uh, Clinton?" Sonja said, adding:
"Oh! That f–king Trump guy!"
When the paramedics arrived, Sonja’s drunken antics were kicked up a notch.
"These guys are hot!" Sonja said loudly to Bethenny, who agreed. "Can you check her, too?!" Sonja asked one of them.
"That is not appropriate," Bethenny replied, clearly embarrassed by what was going on.
"Do you take any medications on a daily basis?" one of the guys asked Sonja.
"No, but I am allergic to dust mites," she replied.
If you watch The Real Housewives of New York online, you know that Luann de Lesseps previously claimed that Sonja was taking drugs.
Bethenny admitted in a confessional that she was "very relieved to hear that Sonja’s pupils don’t appear to look like she’s taking anything" and that she was excited to "shove that straight up Luann’s ass because it’s a really horrible accusation."
Luann knew all about the incident but was still mad at the way Sonja spoke to her at dinner.
"Barbara came, and she told me the paramedics were there, and after everything that she said to me, I just can’t look at Sonja right now. It was so hurtful, I just can’t move," Luann admitted to the Bravo cameras.
"After Sonja said some devastating things to me last night, nobody’s checking on me to see how I’m doing. Is anybody checking on me? ‘Are you okay, Lu?’ Did I bring a bottle of vodka back to my room? Which God knows I wanted to."
But why did Luann think that Sonja was pestering her?
"I think they have a problem with my success, is the problem," Luann told a stunned Ramona the next morning.
"Ohhh, I don’t think so," Ramona replied as she tried to refrain from laughing in her friend’s face.
"I think that they feel that your attitude to the group is that you have this aloof, condescending [attitude]."
Luann maintained her stance, however, even though Ramona said on multiple occasions that it was not correct.
The countess added that she felt like Sonja was "spiraling into darkness" and that she would benefit from an AA meeting.
"I’m worried about you," Luann later told Sonja.
"It’s not normal that you faceplant at a dinner table. Do you understand?"
But Sonja was not about to accept defeat. Instead, she went on the offensive.
"Oh, really? You who fall in the bushes?" Sonja shot back.
"Yes, but at least I own it! I know I have an issue with drinking," Luann replied.
Sonja said that she recognized she drank a bit too much and that she needs to "reign it in," but she did not think Luann was genuine about her concerns.
"I don’t think you’re worried about me at all!" she said.
"Why did you complain to the girls? Why didn’t you just say to me, ‘You know what, Sonja? I think you’re a little manic and you’re taking pills.’ I don’t need you saying that to people! If I went around saying that about you, you’d be in jail!"
Luann ultimately said that she would go to Sonja with her concerns in the future.
This will not last!
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RHONY continues Wednesday on Bravo.