Bill Cosby Pervs Out to Pics of Meghan Markle, Kris Jenner In Prison

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With all the bad news being reported by the press on a minute-to-minute basis these days, it can be easy to lose sight of all the good things that are happening in our world.

For example, climate scientists now believe our planet won't become an uninhabitable hellscape until 2050, and Bill Cosby is still in prison!

Good Riddance, Bill

Cosby is behind bars for the sexual assault of Andrea Constand.

Of course, he's been accused by more than 60 women, and he should be locked up for a very, very long time, but instead, he was sentenced to just 10 years behind bars.

And since he's old and rich and famous, he'll probably only serve a fraction of that time.

But on the plus side, the Cos is 81, so there's still a good chance he'll die in prison.

Bill Cosby Interview Photo

That means he may never again get to do the things he does best -- hock pudding pops, wear hideous sweaters, impart unsolicited advice to young people, and of course, creep on unsuspecting women in the entertainment industry.

But while Cosby's predator days may be behind him, he's reportedly making the most of his time behind bars.

“Mr. Cosby asked one of his inmate assistants to help him obtain photographs or art to bring life to his ‘dorm,’ ” a recently released inmate tells Radar Online.

“Typically, inmates ask for weapons, electronics or drugs — so his request was quite easy.”

Bill Cosby in a Suit

Yes, it seems Cosby has buddied up to a fellow inmate named Bugs, who provides him with decor for his cell.

And what sort of visual stimuli does Cosby prefer? 

Why, photos of famous women, of course!

“Bugs gave him magazine clippings of icons like Beyoncé, Meghan Markle and Kris Jenner," the tipster claims.

Meghan Markle Happy

Yes, it seems Dr. Huxtable is a big fan of the Duchess of Sussex -- but he wishes she were still just an actress on a basic cable legal drama.

"He really likes Meghan, but he’s mad at her for marrying Harry,” says the source.

“What a waste of a beautiful woman to go off and marry a rotten royal," Cosby has reportedly said. "It’s a real shame.”

We're sure Harry is really broken up about that one.

MarHar

Between that and snubbing Donald Trump during his visit to the UK, the man is having a great week in terms of pissing of sexual predators.

Speaking of the Trump-Cosby connection, can someone hurry up and invent a time machine so we can go back to the Eighties and ask random people to predict which one ends up in the White House and which one's in jail?

The answer would probably blow their minds even more than smartphones.

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