Speaking to The New York Times over the weekend, Kim Kardashian dashed all hopes that she would one day run for President of the United States.
"No, I don't think so," Kim told this newspaper when the hilarious subject was broached. "It would be probably the most stressful job in the world, and I don't think that's for me."
In the wake of this interview, however, The Hollywood Gossip has now learned that, while Kardashian may not want to be the President... she did on one occasion want to be with the current President.
That's right: Kim Kardashian once slept with Donald Trump.
The bombshell confirmation comes from an anonymous source who says the Commander-in-Chief bragged at times about Kim's "yuuugge ass," telling staffers he had seen it laid bare in front of him on a bed back in 2010, around the time Kardashian appeared on The Apprentice.
Trump couldn't help but spill these naked beans to a handful of advisors last May, right before Kim met with The Donald in the Oval Office.
As you may recall, Kardashian shocked gossip and political observers by actually being granted a private meeting with the President in order to fight for the freedom of Alice Johnson last spring.
She was an Alabama woman who had been sentenced to life in prison for a drug offense.
About a week after Kim met with Trump, the President agreed to commute Johnson's sentence, making her a free woman.
Why did he do such a thing?
How was Kardashian able to earn this sort of valuable time with the President?
Why did Trump give Kim what she so badly wanted when it came to Johnson?
Because, our insider alleges, Kim formerly gave Trump what he so badly wanted when he came inside of... you get the idea.
"It was long before Kanye," this informant explains of the sexual dalliance, which reportedly only happened on one occasion.
Granted, Trump was married to current wife Melania at the time he banged Kim, but the President's affairs have been well-documented at this point.
He slept with Stormy Daniels, for example, after promising the porn star a role on an upcoming season of The Apprentice.
By 2010, though, Kim was established enough that she didn't need to rely on Trump for any business deal -- but our source says The Apprentice was also dangled here as sexual bait in front of Kardashian at the time.
"This was right around when Donald was considering a Presidential run in the 2012 election," the source says, adding:
"He arranged to meet with Kardashian in a Florida hotel room so they could talk about her possibly succeeding as host. From there, well..."
The insider is quick to emphasize that the sex was consensual, of course.
But Kim likely decided to let the former real estate magnate penetrate her because she thought it would help her career.
Ironically, Kim and Kanye have clashed often over the past several months due to West's appreciation of the President.
The ex-Ray J sex tape star has reportedly even threatened to leave her husband if he keeps supporting Trump.
However, this all actually makes perfect sense, according to our source.
"She's afraid that if Trump and Kanye really get to talking, that the truth will come out," the insider says, concluding:
"Kim is stunned and relieved that Trump hasn't let the affair slip out already in discussions with Kanye, but she's also afraid that this is only because Trump wants it to happen at least once more."
It seems impossible to believe Trump and Kardashian will ever sleep with each other again.
But it also seemed impossible to believe that Donald Trump would be voted President, so who the heck knows anything at this point, right?
Oh, except this one thing we do know for certain...
... today is April Fool's Day!
Did we get ya?!?