It's only been a month since Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus broke up, but he's has never been the type to remain single for long.
Seriously. Kailyn Lowry's ex-husband moves on fast.
According to Radar Online, it looks like he's single, ready to mingle and get his dating game on again with someone new.
The Teen Mom 2 star already has a profile on the app Bumble, which is like Tinder only women must make the first contact.
Check out his super-smooth profile photo below.
Javi and Bri only dated for a couple of months, so we suppose it's not surprising that he's casting his line again so quickly.
Or at least it wouldn't be, were it not for the that he and Briana seemed to be on the verge of reconciliation as recently as last month.
As we said, Javi's love life changes on a dime.
When Briana went to Miami for plastic surgery performed by the aptly-named Dr. Miami, Javi was there by her side providing emotional support.
Shortly thereafter, Javi ditched Briana ... for a pretty solid reason, it turned out, as she also received another infamous visit.
It seems she neglected to inform him that her baby daddy, Devoin Austin, would also be flying to help her recover from the procedure.
Sensing that there were too many sausages in the pot, Javi made a quick exit, and apparently decided to send Bri a message.
Creating a new dating profile certainly seems like a good way of communicating the fact that it's over for good ... but did he?
In a new interview with Radar, Javi insists that he's always had a Bumble account, and just didn't use it during his time with Bri.
"I had that account a long time ago just never deleted it,” he told the outlet, adding that the profile isn't active (a good cover).
“I don’t have the app anymore.”
Perhaps remembering that DeJesus would probably catch wind of the interview within about 30 minutes, he then added:
“I should go back on there."
Hell yeah you should, Javi!
We're sure being revenge-banged by your ex-wife's reality TV rival was fun and all, but there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Most of them don't create drama for a living, to boot, which is a nice incentive if you're putting your family first and stuff.
Javi has always seemed like the type who's eager to settle down again, but quiet domesticity makes for really boring TV.
He also seems like the type who enjoys playing the field and flaunting his new romance(s) on social media, so there's that.
Hard to figure out sometimes, this guy.
We think the best bet for this airman is to find himself a sane civilian - bonus points if she's never seen an episode of his show.
Which, given his interest in going out of his way to remain in the public eye, feels increasingly unlikely with each passing week.
Even if you don't watch Teen Mom 2 online and relive the turbulent path that brought Javi to where he is today, he's everywhere.