Earlier this week, we reported on rumors that James Kennedy is being urged to come out of the closet by co-stars who are suddenly deeply concerned with his ability to live his best life.
Yes, Kennedy's Vanderpump Rules castmates seem to believe that he's engaging in an affair with his roommate, Logan Noh.
James has been dating Raquel Leviss for over a year and thus, has been quite keen to deny reports that he's sleeping with anyone on the down-low.
Unfortunately for him, Kristen Doute and company fancy themselves the WeHo equivalent of the Scooby Gang, except instead of haunted amusement parks, they investigate other people's sex lives.
For reasons that remain unclear, Kristen has been as dogged as Robert Mueller in her pursuit of the truth about James' wang.
And she may have just gotten the break in her case that she's been waiting for.
You may remember Faith Stowers for sleeping with Jax Taylor and then lying and claiming that she was pregnant with his baby at the beginning of this season.
Vanderpump thrives on drama, but Faith went a little too hard for an ancillary character, and now it appears she won't be returning to the show.
But that doesn't mean she's done stirring up sh-t:
"I’m not going to not say he’s gay,” Stowers said of James in a recent interview with Radar Online.
“I think he has one foot in the closet, and one foot out.”
Faith says that as James' former bestie, she had a front-row seat to the clandestine affair between the two roommates:
“I hung out with him every day. We were always together. We would go out and get wild,” Stowers says.
“Raquel would come with James, and Logan would be there. Logan is a very likable, lovable guy. But when it comes to James, he is very territorial. Logan is in love with James.”
Faith claims there's no doubt that James and Logan are more than just friends, and she insists Kennedy is keeping up appearances for the sake of his girlfriend:
“James wants to make Raquel feel comfortable, but he loves Logan," she claims.
“They’re so weird, fighting, cussing each other out, and then I might look over and see Logan kissing James,” she claimed. “It is so intense!”
Just in case there was any lingering doubt, Faith adds that she once dropped by James' and Logan's place and made note of an unmistakable post-coital vibe:
“The place was super sweaty and had a post-sex smell,” she said.
“Logan’s hair was damp, he was sweaty. And James was in bed.”
We're torn on this one.
On the one hand, James Kennedy is a terrible human being, and he knew when he joined the cast that there are no secrets on Vanderpump.
But on the other hand, we hate to see his private affairs made public like this, particularly when he's being called out by a woman who's already established herself as a liar.
It's times like this we're forced to remind ourselves that everyone on this series is an unrepentant sociopath and this group of "friends" fully deserve one another.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to remind yourself of how just ugly things can get at SUR.