If you caught this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules, then you witnessed a truly shocking turn of events:
Jax Taylor confessed to cheating on Brittany Cartwright with the couple's former co-worker Faith Stowers.
The shocking part, of course, was not that Jax was unfaithful, but that he admitted to it.
Sure, he's 'fessed up to past infidelities, but only after the evidence mounted steadily for several months.
This time, it only took 36 hours of Jax's guilt being painfully obvious before he came clean. Progress!
The cheating revelation (and subsequent, phony pregnancy claim by Stowers) is just the latest in a long line of challenges for the troubled couple.
Many of their difficulties were documented on the summer spinoff series Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky, the finale of which showed Taylor and Cartwright taking up residence in different states following a blow-out argument.
Somehow, Jax and Brittany survived that debacle, and amazingly, it seems they're sticking together despite Jax getting busted sleeping around on national television.
In a recent interview with Us Weekly, Jax revealed that he and Brittany have never broken up ... though he admits even he was a bit surprised that she was willing to give him a second chance after his latest slip-up.
“I was very shocked. I love her very much, and that’s not what I wanted. It was just a bad time that we were going through.” Taylor said.
“I do have a lot of making up to do, I still do, I am making it up. And it’s a work in progress.”
Asked if marriage is still a possibility for him and Brittany Jax basically let out a long sigh, rolled his eyes and went, "I gueeeeess sooooooo."
“Seeing how she is with people, seeing how she is with me, I don’t really want to be with anybody else. And then I also don’t want her to be with anybody else,” Taylor told Us.
“And so, I don’t want to lose her. So if marriage is what we need to do, then that’s what we’re gonna do.”
Every woman dreams of the day when the love her life gets down on one knee and says, "Hey, if this is what we have to do, let's do it."
As for whether or not the couple will ever relocate to Brit's home state of Kentucky ... we wouldn't bet on it.
“It’d be nice to have a house there, we’ve talked about that,” Jax told the tabloid.
“Putting a house maybe on her property. But I think we’re gonna kinda move to Florida at some point.”
We look forward to referring to Jax as "Florida man" in a future headline, most likely after Brittany stabs him 43 times upon catching him in bed with a pair of Miami Dolphins cheerleaders.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up on what's already been one hell of a drama-packed season.