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Scott Disick just can’t help himself, huh?

Likely on some unknowable impulse, Scott Disick shared a mirror selfie of himself, bare-chested and clad only in a towel.

People have been quick to point out that they can’t help but be reminded of a certain Kardashian’s famous topless selfie. …

Scott Disick and David Einhorn
Photo via Instagram

You see it, right?

Remember Kim Kardashian’s topless selfie that absolutely everyone saw?

Like, she didn’t quite break the internet again like she did with her megabutt.

You didn’t even see her nip-nops or anything, but she posted it not a super long time after she had her baby, so people were kind of freaking out a little over how great her naked body looked.

Also some people shamed her, which was ridiculous.

People still shame women for nudity, censored otherwise.

And it’s still ridiculous.

Scott Disick is on a Boat
Photo via Instagram

Actually, since Scott Disick isn’t alone in this photo (he’s pictured with pal David Einhorn), we’re reminded of a different topless selfie that Kim Kardashian’s taken.

Remember Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajkowski’s topless selfie?

You should — they’re both gorgeous and also they were both flipping us the bird.

Well, maybe not us as in everyone who saw the photo.

But their ire is perhaps directed patriarchal systems that oppress and seek to control women.

And at the very real people, both men and women, who seek to enforce those pernicious social forces.

Scott Disick Laughs It Up
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Of course, Kim wasn’t necessarily what was going on in Scott’s mind, though the two saw each other very recently.

No, he may have just been … advertising himself.

Consciously or acting on some boozed up instinct, the self-described "Lord" may have been showing off his definitely pleasant-looking and well-shaped torso and his tan to any prospective "romantic" partners.

We put that in quotation makers because, folks, he’s not doing a lot of "romancing" these days — not in any of the reports that we’ve seen.

No, he’s spotted with teen actresses and then later at a party with a mystery girl, bounding from pretty young thing to pretty young thing.

All seemingly without a care in the world.

And since Bella Thorne has a new man, we guess that she’s really done with Scott now.

He’s going to need to find another gorgeous young woman to eat burgers in his yard.

Kourtney and Scott Disick Throwback
Photo via Instagram

The fact of the matter is that we can’t know what’s going on his mind.

(And, from the looks of his behavior over the past several months, we sure don’t want to)

No matter what prompted Scott’s impromptu mirror selfie, topless is a good look on him.

And one hell of a better look than sloppy drunk in a bar begging strangers to suck his dick.

Like, we say "we’ve all been there" sometimes, sometimes seriously and sometimes as a joke.

But we have never sunken quite to that level.

It would almost be impressive if it weren’t so, so sad.