Ramona and Sonja are like two petulant children when they get together, and have a few drinks.
On The Real Housewives of New York Season 9 Episode 16, the ladies made their way to Mexico, and things got off to a dramatic start.
"I was literally throwing up in a garbage can this morning," Bethenny revealed to the ladies while making fun of Ramona for having a face like Frankenstein.
Yes, her face was not as on point as usual, and part of that was down to the mass skin peel she had, but did it stop her from having fun?
This is Ramona we’re talking about. She’ll find a reason to have fun so long as a margarita is in her hand. That’s why I love her. She’s hilarious.
When the ladies exited the plane, they got into their car and talk quickly turned to Tinsley’s big date.
"How was the date?" Luann questioned.
"It was good. It lasted for five days," said Tinsley. She revealed that they went to Miami and had a lot of fun. Will they be marrying on the next date? I’m going to assume yes.
This is Tinsley, and she’s proven anything during her stint on this Bravo smash, it’s that she’s full of emotions.
As is always the case on trips with these ladies, Ramona and Sonja made it their mission to find the best room in the house so that they could be above everyone else.
While Bethenny flipped the eff out at the very thought of the two women trying to steal rooms, Dorinda was not fazed by the room because she was on vacation.
"I don’t care what room I get. I’ll sleep on the lawn," she said.
While the two women searched for the perfect room, the rest of them were introduced to the staff, and a chef shared the same name with Ramona, and I could not deal with it.
"Ramona’s the cook?" Luann laughed.
"Yes, Ramona," replied the chef.
Who needs Ramona Singer when we have Ramona, the cook? God, if Ramona Singer were in the kitchen, she’d lace every single dish with Pinot Grigio. In fact, she’d probably serve Bethenny up a side dish of poison.
Bethenny got wind of the drama with the room and immediately put her foot down.
"We’re going to do it fair. We’re not fucking gavone animals," said Bethenny.
Bethenny told the women they were doing a lottery with the rooms because she wanted the whole trip to be fair. Ramona and Sonja were pissed because they picked the best room.
Tinsley got to pick any room first, and immediately gave Bethenny the best room because she planned the trip.
As expected, Sonja called Tinsley out for apparently not being considerate. Pretty funny when you consider the fact that Sonja was being inconsiderate by taking a room before anyone.
Ramona played along and tried to get in a room with Dorinda, but she was not ready to let Frankenstein bunk with her.
"Stop being a spoilt brat. I will literally take your shit and throw it in the pool." Dorinda yelled at her.
"Two old bags left their bags, like two old bitches marking their territory. Not in this casa." Bethenny said when she noticed Ramona and Sonja’s crap in her room.
In the end, Ramona decided to make one of the maids a slave and started firing orders around. She wanted someone to empty her case and just do things that any normal human would do for themselves.
Tensions flared up when Tinsley’s friend got an email about Page Six running a story about her. She confided in Carole and Bethenny, before sitting down at the dinner table.
She wasted no time in calling out Ramona and Sonja because she thought they were to blame. Here’s the thing: the whole thing seemed like it was scripted.
If we learned anything from it, it was that Tinsley was not a good actress and should probably find her own apartment, because it’s not surprising Sonja is getting tired of her.
Finally, we got to see a heavily drunk Luann, and it was delightful. She was falling around the place and even found herself stuck in a rose bush.
Drunk Luann is someone anyone would want at their party.
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