In a new radio interview, Tarek El Moussa opened up about his private parts and the type of woman inside of whom he'd like to stick this private part.
Really. It's true.
We're not just being inappropriate or crude here for no reason.
The Flip or Flop co-host - who’s seen his national profile sky-rocket ever since his marital problems became a hot topic of Internet conversation - appeared on Radio Andy on Wednesday.
Among the subjects discussed by host and reality star was one that many folks may not even be aware of:
Tarek was diagnosed with testicular cancer four years ago. (And thyroid cancer, if you can believe it.)
He underwent radiation and everything, placing stress on his marriage to Christina El Moussa (the diagnosis occurred around the time she had a miscarriage), but also on his body.
All this time later, however, Tarek can at least joke about the illness and the procedure he needed to undergo as a result of it.
"My friends call me The One Nut Wonder now, so, I mean, I have a good nickname," Tarek said, adding that he asked doctors for an "extra large one" and saying:
"It’s like an implant. I can’t tell the difference."
Can the women he sleeps with tell the difference?
Tarek didn't get into those kinds of details, although he did recently say that he's very much enjoy the single life these days, implying plenty of women out there have gotten a chance to touch the aforementioned implant.
In this radio chat with Andy Cohen, Tarek also took a swipe at Christina when the topic of new lovers came up.
"I’m taking a break from blondes," he said, and we'd have to assume this is because he recently broke up with a blonde.
"Maybe I’ll dabble with brunettes for a while. I’m looking for someone who’s a lot of fun and a free spirit and is on the same page as me," Tarek added.
The HGTV stars share a son named Brayden and a daughter named Taylor and confirmed their decision to separate in December.
Shortly thereafter, it came out that Christina was dating Gary Anderson, a man who worked as the family contractor, leading many to speculate that perhaps she cheated on Tarek.
Might this explain why he grabbed a gun last May and stormed out of the house after an argument?
Tarek said in this interview that Christina did not step out on him. There was no infidelity.
He was actually aware that Christina was seeing Anderson from the outset and the relationship did not begin until he and his spouse were separated.
When asked if Anderson should therefore appear on an episode of Flip or Flop to boost ratings, Tarek laughed and said that would be a bad idea.
"I don't think that's gonna happen," he quipped. "That's probably not a good idea. A couple of two by fours might fall over."
Overall, Tarek may make many jokes and he may even throw in a few jabs toward Christina on a few occasions.
But he actually only has nice things to say about his estranged wife.
Both sides of this former marriage have emphasized that the only thing that matters here is the well-being of their kids.
"You can't hate someone you have to spend the rest of your life with," Tarek told Cohen, concluding:
"For the kids, no matter what, even if I wanted to, I couldn't hate my ex wife."