If you're a Teen Mom fan, by now, you've probably heard the news that Amber Portwood and Matt Baier have broken up.
The real reason that Portwood dumped Baier was revealed on last night's episode, in which we learned that Baier - who claimed to have been drug-free for several years - offered Xanax to Amber's co-star Catelynn Lowell.
Amber did an Instagram livestream after last night's episode in order to address fans' questions about her relationship status.
Most expressed concern for her emotional state and inquired about how she's coping with the spilt.
But some got directly to the heart of the matter and asked the question that's on everyone's mind:
Is the rumored Amber Portwood sex tape still happening?
Yes, just prior to her breakup with Baier, Portwood confirmed that she had met with Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch, and was considering joining Farrah Abraham on the roster of Teen Mom stars who ventured into the world of adult entertainment.
As she was supposed to make her movie debut alongside Baier, there were concerns among the perviest sector of Teen Mom fans that the split may have jeopardized Amber's future in porn.
Last night, Amber delivered what's sure to be a crushing blow to that intersection of social media weirdos who are overly obsessed with both reality TV and sex workers:
"There’s no p0rn tape, guys,” Amber told fans.
“I’m not doing p0rn, it was just a meeting.”
Obviously, that was the revelation that received the most attention from fans, because we live in an age in which a surprising number of people feel that it's their Constitutionally-enshrined right to see celebrities nude on command.
But Amber had some other interesting things to say about her life post-breakup, and The Ashley's Reality Roundup provided a helpful breakdown of some of the livestream's most memorable moments:
On her separation from Baier: "We are not together. Matt has some issues he needs to work on and then we can see what happens. I’m not with him, but don’t say mean things [about him].”
(She also confirmed that Baier is neither hiding out in her basement nor in rehab.)
On rumors she's back on drugs: "Why would people even say that? I’m not on drugs. If I were on drugs my pupils would not look like this.”
When asked if she's really worth $280,000: “Hahaha no, that’s just one of my cars ... Money doesn’t buy you happiness, obviously.”
(Yes, Amber is worth so much more than 280 grand that the notion is laughable to her.
On her ongoing feud with Farrah Abraham: “I really don’t have a vendetta against this chick. I’ve never not been cool with her.”
Amber concluded by revealing that she'll soon be leaving Indiana to spend 18 days in California, but she didn't give a reason for her extended visit.
No doubt many fans are holding out hope that she's still planning a foray into the lucrative world of porn.