Here's some news you almost certainly saw coming:
After yet another messy breakup (number 47,819, we believe) Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are back together once again!
Yes, multiple sources are reporting that the couple has reunited (again) during a lavish beach vacation (again).
Radar Online is reporting that Scott and Kourtney traveled to Hawaii together earlier this week.
Their kids were in tow, but insiders say the couple did talk about the future of their relationship during the island getaway.
The last time this happened, Scott and Kourtney went to Costa Rica together, and, well ... it didn't really work out.
And by "didn't work out," we mean Scott stashed a side chick in a nearby hotel, proposed to Kourtney, got shot down, and then went on a bender in Miami.
With results like that, who wouldn't try again?!
This time, it seems things played out considerably more smoothly, but Scott and Kourtney are reportedly still uncertain about their future.
Sources close to the couple say Scott very much wants to get back with Kourt, but she's wary of his promises for a number of reasons.
You can't really blame her, what with the number of times the dude has weaseled his way back into her good graces only to let her down.
“Scott is the father of her kids and she cannot stand to see her children torn apart and upset, wondering where their daddy is,” a source close to the couple tells Radar.
Of course, staying together for the kids is almost never a good idea, especially when daddy has the bad habit of disappearing on weeks-long benders.
Thankfully, there are those who say Kourtney and Scott are merely hanging out again in order to work on a more amicable co-parenting relationship.
Some say Kourtney is still hooking up with Justin Bieber, while others insist that she's dating Diddy's son Quincy.
Whatever the case, their relationship remains a confusing muddle even by Kardashian standards, and that's really saying something.
We hope for the sake of their kids and their sanity, Scott and Kourtney are nothing more than friends with benefits.
"Benefits" here meaning Scott's regular access to a Lear jet.
No way is that dude flying to Hawaii commercial.