We hope you can make it through this article in one piece, but Javi Marroquin and Madison Walls have just ended their brief relationship.
They were together two weeks ... but what an intense two weeks!
E! News confirmed the breakup Monday, as did Radar Online, with both celebrity gossip sites saying the two just got along better platonically.
Translated: Madison totally broke up with him.
She's introduced her one-year-old daughter to three new guys already, so this is sort of her thing, plus Javi craves female attention like it’s his job.
Also ... have you seen Madison?
Javi's sticking to the company line publicly, anyway, saying "we just decided being friends is better off" when asked by Radar why they split.
Rumors of the duo's demise began circulating almost as quickly as they got together when they scrubbed each other from social media.
Ah, love in the late 2010s.
The Real World: Skeletons star was previously in a relationship Tony Raines, with whom she shares aforementioned daughter Harper.
Marroquin, meanwhile, was married to Kailyn Lowry.
Kailyn is expecting her third child, and has yet to publicly name the dad, a point of contention with Javi (the father of her second son).
Before divorcing Marroquin, Lowry insisted she didn't want more kids, making her surprise third pregnancy sting even more for him.
Raines, for his part, says things are all good with Walls, though he expressed his reservations about the couple's relationship as well:
"It was really sudden but with Madison, we have a really good relationship ... she's just awesome with Harper. I am really thankful for that."
"I find it kind of interesting. I'm really happy for her."
"Interesting" isn't what we'd call a ringing endorsement, but it doesn't sound like he was too upset (nor does he have to worry now anyway).
Raines said of Marroquin, "I've seen Javi a few times on the show and as far as I can tell, you know, he's a military guy and that's awesome."
"I see how he is with children and that's very commendable. So, I'm pretty excited for Madison. I think she deserves a good guy and happiness."
"I think with this the sky is the limit for them."
Apparently not, but unlike Javi's breakup with Lowry, he told Radar that they ended it on good terms, and he's handling the split “great.”
Nor has he wasted any time getting back out there, as he spent the weekend celebrating his graduation from Airman Leadership School.
As for Lowry, she’s focusing on welcoming her third child with the mystery baby daddy this summer, and hopefully, with Javi in her corner.
They may not be together, but there has been a thaw in the icy relations between them (at least until his or her new books come out).
Javi recently clapped back at Twitter trolls who were dragging Kailyn, saying, "At the end of the day that isn't cool. That's my sons mother."
"We've put everything behind us to raise our son the right way."
That was pretty big news to those who watch Teen Mom 2 online ... or anyone who keeps up with Marroquin and Lowry in general.
"I'm disgusted when I look at her," Marroquin confessed just last month, but you know what they say, time heals all wounds?
Anyway, we wish all parties the best, especially the pregnant Kailyn, who was reportedly furious about Javi dating a former heroin addict.
It's not clear if that was true or just a rumor, but no matter. Javi and Madison are single again ... at least as of the time this post went live.
They move on pretty quickly as we know. Look for new Instagram photos of Javi with his latest blonde girlfriend by early June at the latest.