Blac Chyna: Back With Rob Kardashian Because She's Broke?!

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It's been three months since we first learned of the latest Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna breakup, which means it's just about time for another round of reconciliation rumors.

Yes, right on schedule, there's talk of Rob and Blac patching things up yet again.

Normally, we'd dismiss the reports as just the latest tabloid chatter.

Rob Kardashian, Blac Chyna At Sky Beach Club

Surely even Rob in his desperation and Blac in her blind greed couldn't be so foolish as to get back together for the 47th time, could they?

They must be capable of putting the happiness of their infant daughter above their own childish self interest, right?

Ha! We kid.

These two have proven time and again that their stupidity is a bottomless pit, and the latest confirmation that they're back together seems to have come directly from Blac herself:

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Promo Pic

In an interview with Cosmo South Africa, Blac was asked about her relationship with Rob because, well, that's pretty much the only thing she's famous for at this point.

Her response sounded suspiciously like that of a woman justifying her continued involvement in a crappy, unhealthy relationship:

"I feel like every person who's in a long-term relationship, or who is committed to their person, goes through ups and downs," Blac told the magazine.

"Everything isn't always going to be peaches and cream. If it is, then it's fake. I'm in it for the long haul."

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna At Sky Beach Club

Considering Blac attacked Rob and had to be physically restrained a few days before Christmas we think it's safe to say they were pretty far from the peaches and cream stage.

So why would these two grownups with a child to raise (two children, in Blac's case) put themselves through this again?

Well, according to Radar Online, the answer is simple - and painfully obvious.

“Blac Chyna got really scared recently after they broke up again because she was afraid that her money was running out,” a source close to Rob and Blac tells the site.

Yes, Blac still sees a big old dollar sign in a Dodgers hat when she looks at Rob, and who could blame her?

Blac Chyna with Rob

Not only is she set for life if they make it down the aisle, his last name is one of the most widely-recognized on the planet.

Sadly, we live at a time when Kardashian is the new Kennedy, so it's no surprise that Blac already had papers drawn up to change her name to Angela Kardashian at the time of her latest split from Rob.

And it's not exactly shocking that she's determined to see this venture through to its completion.

The insider says ChyRo patched things up at Rob's 30th birthday party last week:

“Chyna going to his birthday with his family was a huge step in the right direction. She really wants to work it out for the baby and their future,” the source claims.

Hilariously, Blac has apparently convinced herself that this time will be different:

Blac Chyna isn’t going to tolerate his BS anymore and that if he wants to be with her, he needs to pull himself together in every way,” the tipster claims.

Sigh.

Someone tell these two the situation stopped being funny, like, so, so long ago.

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