Adam Lind: Headed to Jail For Failure to Pay Child Support?!

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Some things never change.

The sun always rises, the President of the United States always Tweets something psychotic, and Adam Lind will always be a deadbeat dad.

Lind's debts to his two baby mamas continue to rise, despite the fact the that the professional sperm donor still receives a substantial MTV salary.

Adam Joe Lind

Those who follow him on social media know that Lind threatens to quit Teen Mom 2 every season, but he has yet to do so.

Which means he's raking in six figures and blowing the whole thing on ... GNC supplements? Ill-advised tribal tattoos?

We're not really sure, but he's definitely not forking over the funds to help raise his kids, that much is abundantly clear.

And now it seems his Chelsea Houska and Taylor Halbur, who have forged an unlikely bond over this, have finally had enough.

The mothers of Aubree and Paislee have complained to authorities that Lind owes them thousands in back child support.

As a result, Lind found himself back in court last week, facing allegations that he owes Houska and Halbur a total of more than $10,000.

Adam Lind Steroids Photo

Fortunately for the South Dakota deadbeat, he has recently found himself havaing to go in front of a very understanding judge.

Lind has been threatened with jail time for his refusal to pay child support despite his obvious ability to do so, yet has remained a free man.

And this time around, it seems he got an "A" for effort by reluctantly forking over a few hundred bucks to each of his daughters' mothers.

“He paid a small portion of what he owed before the hearing, so the judge didn’t hammer down on him,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

“He was making an effort.”

Being essentially rewarded for doing the kinds of things a normal parent and human being just does seems a little absurd, but we digress.

Adam Lind Shows Off His Body

In any case, Lind being Lind, he took to social media shortly after the proceedings to accuse Chelsea and Taylor of using him. Seriously.

His theory is that the two are pursuing the money he owes them simply so that they can turn the situation into a Teen Mom 2 storyline:

“Weird how they both file for more $$ right when season 7 is coming to an end to kick of their season 8,” he wrote on Instagram.

Right, Adam.

We're sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you owe them ten freakin' grand, which you are clearly paid well enough to come up with.

Or that you only make the slightest effort to pay for your own kids' expenses when you're afraid of getting tossed in the clink.

Adam Lind Shirtless Selfie

So, yeah, this time the dude got off remarkably easy.

He's far from out of the woods, though, because the bills are going to keep coming, and Chelsea and Taylor are more united than ever.

If you can find a site that allows you to bet on such things, the smart money is still on Adam going to jail for back child support eventually.

Sometime in the next six months would be our guess.

As always, you can follow the link to watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just how much of a d-bag this guy is.

Honestly, it's almost impossible to believe the sheer amount of raw, uncut douchiness that can be contained in one human.

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