You'll never, ever believe this, not in a million years, but there's some high drama going on in Amanda Bynes' life.
... Wait, what's that? You definitely would believe it, no problem, because Amanda Bynes is constantly on the verge of the biggest celebrity meltdown we've ever seen?
Huh. Well, that makes sense.
A few years ago, as we all remember so very well, Amanda had a very bad time.
It began with a DUI in 2012 -- but not just any DUI. She was arrested when she tried to pass a police car and side-swiped it.
It continued with several other car-related incidents, including three hit-and-runs and one occasion where she was caught smoking weed in a parking lot.
And if all that wasn't worrisome enough, she really scared us with her Twitter account.
Who could forget her one-sided love/hate relationship with Drake, or her habit of calling anyone and everyone "ugly"? No one, that's who.
For real, we're pretty sure it's literally impossible to forget one celebrity saying that she wants another celebrity to "murder her vagina."
She went on for a year like this, going wild on Twitter, breaking various laws, that sort of thing.
But in July of 2013, she set a fire in a neighbor's driveway, doused her dog in gasoline, and was promptly put on a psychiatric hold.
After reportedly being diagnosed with both bipolar disorder and schizophrenia -- and after another bad period in late 2014 in which she shoplifted and got up to her old Twitter antics -- things were good with her for a long time.
Until now, that is.
As you might recall, there's a certain Twitter account that's been widely associated with Amanda. The handle is @persianla27, and for a few years now, the account has been posting selfies of Amanda, along with the familiar messy tweets we no longer see on her verified account.
And yesterday, the account made a mighty big announcement.
"Happy Valentines Day!" one tweet read, accompanied by an alleged photo of Amanda.
"At the gynos office with Matt to see if I am indeed pregnant! The home test says I am but I need a 2nd opinion!!"
So if you believe that the account actually is Amanda's secret account -- and there's a lot of evidence that it is -- she could be expecting her first child.
But according to Amanda's verified account, it's not true.
"I am not @persianla27," she tweeted shortly after the other account made the pregnancy announcement. "I am not getting married and I am not pregnant. I don't understand why twitter won't take @persianla27 down."
Meanwhile, the @persianla27 account tweeted a photo of Amanda's driver's license, and has been tweeting some pretty alarming messages.
"Amanda is an actress, a very bad and evil one at that," one tweet read. "I am Ashley, a fashion designer extraordinaire!"
When someone asked why she would share Amanda's driver's license if she wasn't actually Amanda, the account stated "Amanda did that. Amanda is evil!"
"Amanda is not my friend and I am scared of her and I'm tired of her controlling my thoughts!"
The latest tweet reads "You're the only one who can help me and my unborn baby @realDonaldTrump."
Best wishes to both Amanda and whoever runs this Twitter account -- if they are, in fact, separate people.