If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you probably found last week's teaser promo especially intriguing.
The trailer promised lots of the usual high drama amongst the ladies and gents of SUR.
(Even though half the cast doesn't work there anymore, they still cook up drama like it's their job!)
One scene in particular caught fans' attention, as it appeared to show an act of physical violence perpetrated by a group of unidentified bros.
Not the first time the Vanderpump cast has been involved in fisticuffs, and we now know it certainly wasn't the last...
It seems a fight that many viewers would've loved to see was sadly not captured by Bravo camera crews.
Sources close to the SUR staff say a confrontation between Lala Kent and Kristen Doute got physical recently.
Not surprisingly, heavy amounts of booze were involved.
"Kristen decided to come and find me and tell me that I’m a whore,” Lala told Radar Online when asked about the fight.
Lala says Kristen approached her table without provocation and began hurling insults.
Not surprisingly, things quickly got physical.
Fortunately, the restaurant's security staff was able to intervene before anyone was injured.
Lala quit the show prior to the Season 5 premiere, but we have yet to see the episode in which she tenders her resignation.
She says she would understand why Kristen picked a fight with her if she were doing it in the name of ratings:
“If there were cameras I’d see why this girl would pop off,” Kent tells Radar.
We're sure Kristen will eventually offer her side, and that it'll be very different from the story told by Lala.
The big question, of course, is why the hell these girls still hang out at SUR.
Kristen was fired and banned from the premises after telling her manager to "go suck a dick" last season.
Lala claims she was so traumatized by the treatment she received at the hands of her Kristen and her clique that she had no choice but to step away from lucrative gig on Vanderpump.
Despite that, both women were apparently just chilling at the home of the Pump-tini last week.
What is it that keeps bringing them back?
We guess those fried goat cheese balls are really as good as Stassi claims.