Who would have thought that out of all the Kardashian-Jenner clan, Kourtney Kardashian would be the one with the majorly scandalous romance?!
OK, sure, Kylie Jenner's thing with Tyga is pretty scandalous. And Rob Kardashian's relationship with Blac Chyna is The Worst.
And who even has time to get into the saga of Kris and Caitlyn Jenner ...
Right, so perhaps all the people in this family are just ridiculous with relationships. That makes sense.
But Kourtney -- normal-ish, laid-back, easy-going Kourtney -- is the only one who's been linked to the world's silliest pop star.
After Kourtney broke up with Scott in the summer of 2015, she was linked to Justin Bieber, as absurd as that may seem. It was a fling, never anything serious (if it ever was anything at all).
It seemed like Kourtney recovered from her acute case of Bieber Fever though, and she hasn't been seen with him at all in recent months.
Until a few days ago, that is.
On Saturday night, Kourtney was photographed with Justin at a Hollywood nightclub. And they looked awfully cozy.
Cozy enough to be back to doing the unthinkable? Did Kourtney forget her worth long enough to once again get with Justin?
Maybe not, because shortly after their little outing, a source denied that anything sexual was going on between them again. Small miracles, y'all.
The source said that they did hang out together, but that Kourtney is totally done with The Biebs, and that's because she's focused on her reunion with Scott.
But now, another insider claims that Kourtney doesn't want anything to do with Justin or Scott.
What an emotional roller coaster. And a dumb one at that.
When it comes to Justin, this source tells Entertainment Tonight that "Kourtney and Justin are not hooking up."
But if you need more details, "They're in the same group of friends and socialize together all the time. They have been friends for years. Justin used to live next door to Kourtney."
Justin is still "very close friends" with the whole Kardashian krew, and, as the source so sassily adds, "Kourtney and Justin being at a nightclub and leaving together is not a story."
Whatever helps you sleep at night, source.
But as for Scott, apparently "Kourtney and Scott are not back together or even at the point of trying to make things work."
"Kourtney is happy being a single parent right now and that is her No. 1 interest right now. She's not interested in being in a relationship with anyone."
Any relationship between these two is simply for the sake of co-parenting -- they "have a wonderful relationship and are doing an amazing job at being good friends for their kids."
"There is nothing more to it than that right now."
So forget what you heard about Kourtney and Justin, or about Kourtney and Scott, or about Kourtney having natural human impulses and needs.
Girl is single, and don't you forget it!
(Until the next report, that is.)