The Bachelorette needs a makeover. Viewers are over contestants vying for the attention of one man with crocodile tears and alcohol.
What this series needs is someone who's been there, done that. Someone who already has it all and isn't willing to settle.
Someone who's over it pretty much the second you fall short of her high expectations, and will let you know about it too.
Someone like Kourtney Kardashian.
Who better to be courted by 25 of America's most eligible men than a lady who doesn't wear her heart on her sleeve?
Let's imagine what The Bachelorette would look like if none other than Kourtney Kardashian was this summer's prize ...