The Bachelorette needs a makeover. Viewers are over contestants vying for the attention of one man with crocodile tears and alcohol.
What this series needs is someone who's been there, done that. Someone who already has it all and isn't willing to settle.
Someone who's over it pretty much the second you fall short of her high expectations, and will let you know about it too.
Someone like Kourtney Kardashian.
Who better to be courted by 25 of America's most eligible men than a lady who doesn't wear her heart on her sleeve?
Let's imagine what The Bachelorette would look like if none other than Kourtney Kardashian was this summer's prize ...
If You're Terrible, You Go
There's no hidden message in that statement. You don't get a rose. You get a limo ride home with a free cry.
Being Courted Can Get Awkward
There's no beating around the bush, here.
Filming Starts When She's Up From Her Nap
The bachelorette is here, and she's going to take a nap.
An Ivy League Education is Fine
But, what the HELL are you doing on this show?
Don't Bring Up Ex-Girlfriends
She'll just send them to whore island.
She's Got All The Time In The World For Romance
Literally. All of her time is free.
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