We're very sorry, Dream Kardashian.
You're extremely cute, there can be no debate over that.
But just one day after you entered the world, courtesy of Blac Chyna's womb, you have already been pushed to second tier baby status.
It's not your fault. You are barely 24 hours old. Perhaps in a couple months, you can show up our new favorite child on the Internet... Evelyn Matthews!
A resident of Wales, Evelyn is only seven weeks old in the video above.
She's adorable and precious and an obvious bundle of joy, but that's not why she's featured here.
No. Matthews is featured here because she's seven weeks old... and just spoke an actual word!
Most babies cannot express any coherent sounds until they are maybe eight months old or nine months old.
But Evelyn's mother, Sara, is filming her daughter in the footage above, gently saying "hello" to the little girl and then asking Evenlyn if she can say "hello."
Sara doesn't actually expect an answer, of course. She's just playing around.
But about 45 seconds after the video starts, Evelyn totally responds!
She absolutely says "hello." There's no real way of interpreting her sound in any other way.
"I was repeatedly saying "hello" and you can see that she is really concentrating and trying to say something back," Sara told The Daily Mail.
The proud parent sent this video to her husband as soon as she finished recording it.
"I felt that it was a build up to something and the expression on her face seemed like she was really thinking about it," she continued.
"That made me keep the recording going."
"Then she says it quite clearly. I was really shocked and immediately showed the video to all my friends and family."
James and Sara both believe Evelyn is advanced for her age, with the former chiming in as follows:
"It's so lucky we caught it on camera. It totally surprised and amazed us. We are so proud."
Evelyn was born on July 16, weighing 8 pounds and 12 ounces at the time.
She's likely too young to have a favorite singer, but she must have a favorite song at least, right?
The Wheels on the Bus? No, not quite.
Take it away, Adele!