For months now, we've been hearing rumors about Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick getting back together.
We suppose it was inevitable that they'd get involved in some sort of blurred lines, "conscious uncoupling," are-they-or-aren't-they situation given the odd-brother sister nature of their relationship.
But we certainly never expected this:
Sources tell Radar Online that Kourtney is planning to have another baby with Scott.
If you're keeping score at home, it would be the couple's fourth.
Apparently, the decision has little to do with Scott, and everything to do with Kourtney's desire to have two more kids before she hits 40.
One insider tells the website:
“Kourtney is not pregnant, but she has started preparing her body for pregnancy by taking prenatal vitamins and eating in accordance with what her doctor recommends.”
“She is ready to have a fourth child with Scott and she does not want to adopt, or use a surrogate.”
The source adds that Kourtney won't be satisfied with just one more kid, either:
“Kourtney’s goal is to have as many children as her mother had, and she wants them to all be close in age.
“She is going to have to be a baby-making machine for these next couple of years.”
Normally, we'd say that sounds ridiculous, but if there's any family that would turn procreation into contest, it's the Kardashians.
And also the Duggars.
What's up with reality TV matriarchs and just having a f--kton of kids?
Anyway Kourtney tells friends she has reason to believe that Scott has cleaned up his act:
"Kourtney is loving Scott more than ever because he is finally the man that she always wanted him to be.
"He is sober and he turned it all around just for her and his family.”
Yeah, is it just us, or does that still sound like a pretty terrible idea?
Hey, it still beats getting pregnant by Justin Bieber ... but not by much.