On E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 17 Sunday night, fans were introduced to "Khloe’s New Breast Friends."
No, Malika Haqq is not being replaced.
Meanwhile, Kris Jenner was feeling betrayed by traitorous actions perpetrated by certain family members with regard to Caitlyn Jenner …
Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 17 began with Kanye West unveiling his now-infamous "Famous" music video.
"There’s so much craziness around everything that this was, like, their peaceful resting time!” Kim said of the nude celebrities in bed.
"I was speechless," Kris said of the "creepy, powerful, magnificent" video, but she was upset that ‘Ye included none other than Caitlyn.
More on Cait in just a few moments …
While this was going on, Kourtney Kardashian revealed to Scott that she was taking the kids out of town for three weeks, without Scott.
That didn’t go over so well with LD.
"I realize that Kourtney and I aren’t together, but we do spend every day together with the kids," he lamented to the cameras after this.
"It does feel like a very long time."
As he moped around bored, Khloe became annoyed by his presence, but wanted to make sure he wasn’t going to start partying either.
You don’t have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online to know that’s a real threat, so she encouraged him to resume an old hobby:
Khloe had her own insecurities on display this week, noting that she has always had "somewhat decent-sized boobs," or at least she did.
Her recent weight loss reduced them considerably, so that "revenge body" might in need of a makeover, if you know what we’re saying.
As Khloe contemplated getting a boob job, she placed large gel inserts in her bra and shoved her giant fake breasts in everyone’s face.
Because of course she did.
As attractive (we guess) as that made her feel, her older sister warned that there’s a downside to that massive cleavage people ogle.
Mentally, but also physically.
"It really is a tougher way to live," Kim cautioned her, and if there’s anyone who would know this, it is she of the iconic Kardashian twins.
Fortunately, this contrived subplot filler died as Khloe went to see a plastic surgeon and was warned about all the possible drawbacks.
Who would’ve guessed?!
A few days later, Kim helped Caitlyn with her outfit for the ESPYs, to which Kris called her in a text message, and we quote, "#disloyal."
Yes. The hashtag included.
“I don’t fully understand why she’s so angry … and why we’re speaking in hashtags,” Khloe said, and she wasn’t the only one there.
Kris further called Kim out as a "traitor" and said she felt "abandoned," to which Kim responded that she was just trying to stay neutral.
“I don’t want f–king neutral!” Kris sobbed, and as over the top as this all seemed, Kim ended up feeling guilty and tried to make it right.
How did she accomplish that goal?
By planning a day trip to the suite from Pretty Woman, Kris’ favorite movie. That, and a little reflection, helped the Momager a great deal.
Kris told the cameras at that juncture:
"I think, just if I had known, I would have had time to absorb that. I don’t have anyone to talk to who has been through something similar."
That much is true, beyond any doubt.
Not a lot of her friends can relate to the specifics of her last divorce – and the transformation of Bruce to Caitlyn following that.
She apologized for getting worked up, and as they all went shopping afterward, they paused to ask the age-old, time-honored question:
"What would Julia Roberts do?"
Words to live by.