It seems like was just last week that we reported Wilmer Valderrama and Minka Kelly were back together and officially in a relationship.
Oh, wait … That was just last week.
Yes, we think it’s safe to assume that Minka’s douche detection equipment is much more powerful than Demi Lovato’s, as sources say the model has kicked Wilmer to the curb after just a few days of dating.
In fairness, Minka and Wilmer dated back in 2012, so she had some warning that the douche-nado was headed her way.
So she loses some points for taking Wilmer back in the first place…
…but she quickly redeemed herself by kicking his ass to the curb.
“They stopped dating,” a source confirmed to Us Weekly today.
Since Us was the tabloid that revealed these two are dating in the first place, it’s safe to assume they know what they’re talking about.
On the surface, it looks like a “friends with benefits,” fling-type situation, but the insiders seem to believe there was more going on.
One source claims the couple actually got back together several weeks before we previously thought.
The insider says the Minka-Wilmer reunion actually lasted about a month before it imploded, presumably over a fight about who has the quirkier first name.
The reconciliation came just a few months after Wilmer and Demi Lovato broke up after six years of on-again, off-again dating.
We’re guessing Demi was more than a little surprised by how quickly Wilmer moved on.
Sadly, we weren’t exactly shocked.
Wilmer has a reputation for living his life like he’s taking his cues from an unused Entourage script.
We’re guessing after he broke up with Demi, the Turtle in Wilmer’s life twisted a couple doobs and discouraged him from calling up his ex, but Wilmer did it anyway, because while he’s totes a chillaxed bro, he’s kind of a romantic too, ya know?
Anyway, thankfully Minka was having none of it.
Of course, this is a woman who dated Derek Jeter, and just about every dude on the planet pales in comparison to El Capitan.
It’s a truth A-Rod knows all too well.