Needless to say, Shahs of Sunset Season 5 Episode 16, the first part of the crazy crew's reunion special, featured a good deal of arguing.
Some of the hot covered topics on the widely anticipated reunion special include Reza Farahan’s ambush of Adam Neely this spring.
Did we say ambush? Wedding. We meant wedding.
The breakup of Mike Shouhed and Jessica Parido was touched upon, as was the hot new romance of Mercedes “MJ” Javid and Tommy Feight.
Let's start with the wedding, though. Just because.
Reza notes that it's amazing, and wonderful, that he can be Persian, gay, and get married on reality TV. And you know what, he's right.
A little delusional and self-aggrandizing, but right.
The world is changing, he says, citing the fact that we have an African-American President and are about to have a female president.
Reza. Like Barack and Hillary, a trailblazer of history.
One could argue he's not exactly a champion of gay rights and acceptance, but that would be giving this nonsense way too much thought.
Back to more important issues: Reza doesn’t seem fazed that MJ meddled in his relationship and urged Adam to start being more assertive.
Or by the fact that his friends weren't all supportive of the wedding he decided to spring on his unsuspecting partner ... but who's counting.
Meanwhile, there's some bad blood between Asa and MJ, whom Asa believes is jealous of others and only cares about herself. Yawn.
What happened next? Follow the above links to find out, because we can't do justice to such a train wreck. It must be seen to be believed.
If you click above to watch Shahs of Sunset online, you can see all of this drama and much more play out in full, from beginning to end.
We suggest you hold onto your proverbial butts, though.