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Christie Brinkley is not a fan of people urinating in public. 

That much was discovered when 36-year-old Sag Harbor hairdresser Erica Remkus decided to relieve herself on the rocks right outside Brinkley’s home. 

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Remkus recalled that the former supermodel was very rude about the whole experience and shouted at her. 

“What are you doing?” Brinkley yelled at the woman. 

“You can’t pee in front of my house! You have to go away. You’re standing on my rocks. You can’t pee on my rocks. I walk there!"

Brinkley was totally wrong because the rocks were not hers and the police confirmed that the part of the beach that was actually urinated on is public property. 

That said, how would you feel if you caught someone urinating right in front of your house?

That wouldn’t go down well with anyone. Right?!

Erica was not about to give up without a fight and fired back some facts at Christie. 

“These are not your rocks… This is not your beach. The beach is public property. You don’t own it.”

Erica claims that she hadn’t even begun to urinate when she was soaked with Christie’s hose. 

“I would not have peed if she didn’t spray me,” the woman insisted.

“After that, I kind of had to.”

Christie didn’t hold back in an Instagram post about the whole situation. 

“I know it’s Independence Day but that does not mean ‘free to pee’ in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering,” she complained.

“Maybe the trespasser should celebrate ‘Depends Day’ as she apparently thinks she lives in ‘The Land of the Pee,’ as I was forced to hose down her mess after she urinated in my yard all the while throwing things at me,” Brinkley claimed.

“My wish for everyone on this Fourth of July is…May you live in the Land of the Free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths. That’s not too much to ask right?”