Rob & Chyna: Filming Underway, Storylines Already SO Fake

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At what point does a reality show become a "Based on Real Life" series in which a couple of rich kids follow a script, then pick up their phones and send sexts to F-list rappers?

Blac and Rob

This is definitely the case with the Kardashians, and now Rob & Chyna, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's new reality show.

Slow claps.

They're reportedly taking home a $5 million paycheck, thanks to Kris Jenner, so now all that's left to do is film some funny scenes, that show the love birds doing things.

What kind of things, you ask?

You know, things. Like, looking at homes to buy even though your mom just threw down $2.3 million on your very own.

Sources tell Radar Online that Kardashian and Chyna were perusing Calabasas, CA real estate (where his $2.3 million abode is located).

“They were just filming the scenes for the show,” one source said.

“They’re not going anywhere.”

A recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians showed Jenner moving new furniture into her son's home and enlisting the help of "Morally Corrupt" Faye Resnick to decorate.

Show executives are convinced that Kardashian and Chyna are a match made in ratings heaven, and are really banking on them being an entertaining duo.

Kardashian is almost as boring as his younger sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, but I have no idea what Chyna's personality is like outside of Snapchat.

But none of that matters, because the ink on the deal is dry and the endorsements will start rolling in any day now.

“They both feel that having their own spin-off show under the direction of Kris Jenner is the best way for them to profit off of this entire situation,” the source added.

Kardashian and Chyna, who got engaged in early April, are expecting their first child together, due at the end of the year.

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