I’m only half sorry about the above headline.
Because she’s a social media force, Blac Chyna joined a bunch of "kinda" celebs, including her best friend, Amber Rose and non-celeb Jonathan Cheban at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity on June 22nd.
The soon-to-be Mrs. Rob Kardashian posed for photos in a floor-length gold gown, proudly showing off both her baby bump and her boobs before giving an interview to the Daily Mail about her best year ever.
Though there was no mention of a camera crew following her around, Chyna is gearing up for her own Keeping Up With The Kardashians spin-off, Rob & Chyna.
The deal, brokered by Kris Jenner, is reported to be worth seven figures.
Before she could board the Daily Mail’s yacht and party with Rose and Jason Derulo, Chyna had to sing for her supper.
When asked about Kardashian and what kind of a dad she thinks he’ll make, Chyna described her fiance as a "genuinely loving person," adding that he "has all the qualities of a good father.
"He’ll be straight," she added.
The Kardashians recently credited Chyna with helping their brother lose weight, regain his self-confidence and properly handle his mental health.
"Rob is finally excited about life again," a source close to the family recently told People. "Chyna makes him so happy."
"It had been so long since Rob had smiled," the source added. "Rob used to be such a goofy guy. Now that’s coming back. He has a reason to smile again."
While Chyna admits that she had a little bit to do with his happiness, she believes he was in control of the changes in his life.
"It makes me feel good but I tell him to give himself some credit also," she said.
The parents-to-be got engaged back in April, but they "haven’t started any wedding preparation just yet," Chyna told the Mail.
For now, she’s just focused on her pregnancy, which she said has "treated" her well so far.
"I just want to keep my ass covered!" she joked.