Just when you thought you had all you needed to know about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's sexual proclivities, the mom of two (three if you count Kanye) took to her app to share her sex toy recommendations - and just in time for Valentine's Day!
Among the products posted in her Valentine's Day gift guide "Behind Closed Doors" are:
- Couple's vibrating cock ring
- Another vibe that looks like a mini bowling pin
- 50 Shades of Grey riding crop
- Edible undies
- Mesh handcuffs
- Chocolate body fondue
Sounds like she's spiced things up quite a bit since her amateur sex tape with Ray J, which has been used by many as a solid alternative to Ambien.
Noticeably absent from this list, however, is any doo dad that might suggest any sort of butt play, because even though his ex Amber Rose made it clear that he did, Kanye West wants everyone to know that he most definitely does NOT like it like that.
YOU GOT THAT, EVERYBODY?
Oddly enough, Kim also suggests a stripper pole as part of her guide - a bit ironic since Kanye has criticized Amber on numerous occasions for her past occupation as an exotic dancer.
While there are a few reasonably-priced items on her list (like a book of sex coupons for $5 and a Let's F**k The XXX Board Game for $10), Kim also encourages $86 rose petals and a $10,000 bottle of champagne.
But I suppose if you're on a budget you can just pluck your own petals from a gas station bouquet and while you're there grab a $5 bottle of Andre Brut.
See? Even we plebes can get kinky like Kimye with a little creativity.