Lady Gaga and fiance Taylor Kinney have painted a colorful picture of their sex life - literally.
The latest cover of V Magazine features the couple in a post-coital selfie they took after doing the horizontal mambo covered in paint atop a giant canvas. Because why be dull?
According to Gaga, who guest edited the issue, it was originally Kinney's idea.
“Since we first met, Taylor’s been drawing and painting all over me,” she wrote in her editor’s letter. “Years ago, when we were secretly living in San Diego and crashing on the floor of a beach shack, we never wore shoes. He told me he wanted to make love to me on a canvas.”
Kinney's vision was finally realized after Gaga asked him to collaborate on a project with her to raise money and awareness for mental illness.
“We made love on the canvas on a Sunday in Chicago,” she said, describing their session. “We made love amidst chaos. We talked about shootings. We made love amidst terrorism. And we talked about how people’s hearts are also suffering all over the world as they watch and witness a swell of violence. We made love amidst violence.”
Okeeeeeeey. I can totally picture Gaga reciting these lines in a French accent while wearing a slinky black dress and smoking a hand-rolled joint out of a cigarette holder.
Nevertheless, the singer hopes their sex painting will encourage everyone, even in times of tumult, "to love each other wildly, generously, totally, colorfully, without fear and with compassionate hearts."
“We made a galaxy of endless colors with only brief, black holes of emptiness that are then filled by each other,” she continued.
It's unclear where the couple's masterpiece of colors and black holes will be displayed, but sales from the $50 V issue will go toward Gaga's Born This Way foundation.