If you're like us, you were pretty surprised to learn that Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber are hooking up.
But imagine your own shock, crank it up to 11 and pump it full of steroids, and you might have some idea how Scott Disick felt when he found out.
Sure, Scott had it coming after being busted cheating with Chloe Bartoli, but we're guessing he never imagined himself being cuckolded by the Biebs.
Technically, Scott and Kourtney were broken up when she started messing around with Bieber, but still, it's hard not to take her timing as a massive "eff you" to "the Lord."
Disick had recently completed rehab, and it really looked as though he and Kourtney were on the verge of getting back together.
Scott even spent the night at Kourtney's house a few times (albeit in a platonic, separate-bedrooms fashion).
Then the Biebs came calling, and the rest is history.
Again, Scott totally deserves this for his years of taking his wife and children for granted, but we still can't help but feel for the guy.
Losing your baby mama to a 21-year-old who's already narrowly beat you out for the title of World's Biggest D-Bag several years running has gotta hurt.
Well, at least now we know what Kourtney's type is: colossal douches.