Over the years, Kim Kardashian has dressed up for Halloween as Catwoman, as a skeleton and as Jasmine, just to name a few.
But now Kim Kardashian is here to offer advice on how to come up with the most important Halloween costume of all… Kim Kardashian herself!
In a blog post on her official website, Kim goes into detail on how to nail her “signature look,” in case anyone wants to trick or treat this year as a woman who let Ray J bang her on video.
“My signature look has become so recognizable, that it could easily work as a last-minute Halloween costume!” Kardashian wrote, in what may be her most self-involved and pompous entry to date.
Seriously, who doles out advice on how to dress like themselves?!?
Kim Kardashian, that’s who. And here’s what she had to say about it:
“Mixing bodycon pieces with a long coat, strappy heels and dark sunglasses is the perfect combination for a cool Kim-inspired look!”
But… wait!
Just when you thought Kardashian couldn’t get more obnoxious about this, she went ahead and got all obnoxious about it.
Kardashian went ahead provided website subscribers with a shopping guide, offering up suggestions that:
- Cost far more than the average person wants to pay.
- Come from her catalog of sponsorships.
So, sure, you can follow Kim’s advice and go buy some Too Glam Sunglasses for $60 in order to look like her.
But just know that Kardashian gets paid to make that recommendation.
And also know that, we mean this as respectfully as possible, but: You would be a huge loser if you dressed, in any non-tongue-in-cheek fashion, as Kim Kardashian for Halloween.