Kourtney Kardashian has been hanging out with Calabasas neighbor Justin Bieber lately, and not surprisingly, Scott Disick is flipping his s--t.
Not just because of Bieber's massive junk, either.
The idea of Bieber giving it to the MILF of three is enough to make Scott or any other grown ass man hurl, but the bigger issue at hand is this:
Justin is "playing house with her" and her children, insiders close to Kourtney say, and five-year-old Mason in particular adores his new “dad."
How's that irony?
A 21-year-old wild child, Bieber has cleaned up his act and is helping take care of someone else's kids ... whose 32-year-old adult father is off the rails.
As you know if you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or read any celebrity gossip, Disick chose partying and womanizing over family.
Frightening as it sounds, and ridiculous as this Celeb Dirty Laundry story likely, is Justin may be a better dad to Kourtney’s kids than Scott right now.
Penis pics aside, Jeremy Bieber is a proud daddy for good reason: Justin is a responsible, respectable, intelligent human being compared to Disick.
If Scott is sick to his stomach ... it's probably due to the booze and pills. But Bieber raising Mason, Penelope and Reign Disick might be a factor too.
Bieber taking it to Kourtney Kardashian in bed?
That's just unthinkable, another echelon of pain. We're not sure he can even handle that imagery, or that the world at large can, frankly.
We would speculate over whether Justin could outperform Scott, but that's neither here nor there ... and it seems obvious given the tools involved.
Maybe Lindsay Vrckovnik will run to the nearest tabloid and tell a very different story, but right now, Disick looks like the ultimate loser in this situation.
And every situation, TBH.