As expected, it was hard to steal the spotlight from Miley Cyrus at the 2015 VMAs.
Remarkably, Kanye West managed the feat with his bizarre 11-minute Video Vanguard acceptance speech, but no one else in the star-studded crowd stood a chance at snatching center stage from the two most outsized personalities in modern music.
Not even boobs – usually the most surefire way to grab a crowd’s attention – could compete with the Kanye and Miley Show.
Of course, that didn’t stop a handful of Twitter pervs from obsessing over the possibility of a Selena Gomez nipple:
You can get out the magnifying glass and look for yourself, but frankly, we don’t see it.
Apparently, Miley’s nip slip wasn’t enough for some people.
Look, we’re all for unexpected nudity on TV, but if you’re watching an event hosted by Miley Cyrus and you find yourself desperately seeking more skin, it might be time to seek professional help.
Selena might have actually been wearing the most conservative outfit of the night, and yet folks are still looking for a hint of nip.
But hey, at least we can all agree she looked fantastic. maybe that’s why her ex-boyfriend started crying on stage.