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If you’ve been anywhere near the Internet today, then you know the big news today is that the 2020 presidential election has already been decided.

Yes, Kanye West has thrown his hat into the ring, and his future office isn’t the only thing that’s high.

With his rambling, (admittedly) stoned acceptance speech for the Video Vanguard Award, Yeezy touched on such important issues as fresh juice and leather shirts – and made VMA history in the process.

As the world tries to make sense of one of the most bonkers speeches in awards show history, we present to you the entire transcript with accompanying GIFs and photos from Yeezus’ Sermon on the Pout.

Enjoy, and remember – ask not what Yeezy can do for you, but what you can do to try to make sense of the hell he’s saying.