Kanye West VMAs Speech: The Yeeziest Moments!

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If you've been anywhere near the Internet today, then you know the big news today is that the 2020 presidential election has already been decided.

Yes, Kanye West has thrown his hat into the ring, and his future office isn't the only thing that's high.

With his rambling, (admittedly) stoned acceptance speech for the Video Vanguard Award, Yeezy touched on such important issues as fresh juice and leather shirts - and made VMA history in the process.

As the world tries to make sense of one of the most bonkers speeches in awards show history, we present to you the entire transcript with accompanying GIFs and photos from Yeezus' Sermon on the Pout.

Enjoy, and remember - ask not what Yeezy can do for you, but what you can do to try to make sense of the hell he's saying.

1. Kanye Loves Taylor

Kanye Loves Taylor
“Bro. Bro! Listen to the kids. First of all, thank you, Taylor, for being so gracious and giving me this award this evening. And I often think back to the first day I met you also. You know I think about when I’m in the grocery store with my daughter and I have a really great conversation about fresh juice..."

2. Kanye Breaks It Down

Kanye Breaks It Down
"And at the end they say, ’Oh, you’re not that bad after all!’ And like I think about it sometimes. … It crosses my mind a little bit like when I go to a baseball game and 60,000 people boo me. Crosses my mind a little bit."

3. Yeezus Communion=A Bottle of Henny

Yeezus Communion=A Bottle of Henny
"And I think if I had to do it all over again what would I have done? Would I have worn a leather shirt? Would I have drank half a bottle of Hennessy and gave the rest of it to the audience? Ya’ll know ya’ll drank that bottle too! If I had a daughter at that time would I have went on stage and grabbed the mic from someone else’s?"

4. Yeezy Dreams of a Brighter Future

Yeezy Dreams of a Brighter Future
"You know, this arena tomorrow it’s gonna be a completely different setup. Some concert, something like that. The stage will be gone. After that night, the stage was gone, but the effect that it had on people remained.

5. Yeezy Contains Multitudes

Yeezy Contains Multitudes
"The problem was the contradiction. The contradiction is I do fight for artists, but in that fight I somehow was disrespectful to artists. I didn’t know how to say the right thing, the perfect thing. I just … I sat at the Grammys and saw Justin Timberlake and Cee-Lo lose. Gnarls Barkley and the FutureLove … SexyBack album … and Justin, I ain’t trying to put you on blast, but I saw that man in tears, bro. You know, and I was thinking, like, ’He deserved to win Album of the Year!'”

6. Kanye West: No Politician, Bro!

Kanye West: No Politician, Bro!
"And this small box that we are as the entertainers of the evening … How could you explain that? Sometimes I feel like all this s–t they run about beef and all that? Sometimes I feel like I died for the artist’s opinion. For artists to be able to have an opinion after they were successful. I’m not no politician, bro!"

7. Kanye Disses MTV...On MTV

Kanye Disses MTV...On MTV
Look at that. You know how many times MTV ran that footage again? ’Cause it got them more ratings? You know how many times they announced Taylor was going to give me the award ’cause it got them more ratings? Listen to the kids, bro! I still don’t understand awards shows. I don’t understand how they get five people who worked their entire life … sold records, sold concert tickets to come stand on the carpet and for the first time in they life be judged on the chopping block and have the opportunity to be considered a loser! I don’t understand it, bruh!

8. Kanye Bros Out, Bro

Kanye Bros Out, Bro
I don’t understand when the biggest album, or the biggest video … I’ve been conflicted, bro. I just wanted people to like me more. But f–k that, bro! 2015! I will die for the art! For what I believe in. And the art ain’t always gonna be polite! Ya’ll might be thinking right now, ’Did he smoke something before he came out here?’ The answer is yes, I rolled up a little something. I knocked the edge off!"

9. Kanye Thinks He's a Millennial

Kanye Thinks He's a Millennial
"I don’t know what’s gonna happen tonight, I don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, bro. But all I can say to my artists, to my fellow artists: Just worry how you feel at the time, man. Just worry about how you feel and don’t NEVER … you know what I’m saying? I’m confident. I believe in myself. We the millennials, bro. This is a new mentality. We’re not gonna control our kids with brands. We not gonna teach low self-esteem and hate to our kids. We gonna teach our kids that they can be something. We gonna teach our kids that they can stand up for theyself! We gonna teach our kids to believe in themselves!”

10. Kanye West For President

Kanye West For President
"If my grandfather was here right now he would not let me back down! I don’t know I’m fittin’ to lose after this. It don’t matter though, cuz it ain’t about me. It’s about ideas, bro. New ideas. People with ideas. People who believe in truth. And yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided in 2020 to run for president.”

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