Scott Disick is probably not getting fired from Keeping Up with the Kardashians ... and probably wouldn't care if he were, 'cause he'd get paid anyway.
Say what now!?
Reports of a new Scott Disick reality show documenting his single guy partying adventures aside, he will not be filmed doing that for the E! show.
However, the Lord may still be included in scenes related to his relationship with Kourtney Kardashian, who recently dumped him after nine years.
By now you know the deal: Scott got the boot from Kourt after flaunting PDA with Chloe Bartoli in St. Tropez, the final straw after years of absurdity.
Assuming he doesn't die on this latest bender, the 32-year-old's reality show future with his now-former sort-of-in-laws is very much unclear.
Here's the interesting part: Disick's contract calls for him to get paid, and paid a lot, as long as he cooperates when, and if, producers need him.
Even if producers and/or Kris Jenner insist on editing him out of the franchise altogether, and acting like he never existed, Scott gets his money.
Alternately, he could pull a Rob Kardashian and refuse to be filmed, and threaten to sue Kris Jenner for talking smack about him on the program.
In that scenario, Scott would get jack.
Considering that he stands to make $4,000,000 a year from his appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its associated spinoffs?
We're guessing he will be available if needed for any sort of non-scripted shoot in that case ... especially since there's no requirement to be sober.
At least we don't think there is.
Given that if you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, he's sloshed half the time even when things are good with Kourtney ... it's a safe bet.