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Earlier today, we shared with you a hilarious tabloid cover which claimed that Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner are headed to rehab.

We still don’t know what’s wrong with Selena (We bet that rascally Bieber is to blame!), but some new details have emerged about Kylie’s situation, and we’re sure they’re 100% accurate and not at all the invention of a bored editor at Life & Style.

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Apparently, Kylie has hit rock bottom and is using just about every drug known to man. Worse, the "source" who spoke to L&S claims this has been going on for a while:

“Kylie started drinking at about 14,” the insider claims. “Now that she’s doing Xanax and coke with her friends, she believes it’s not that big a deal. Kylie is a complete mess.”

“Her boyfriend, Tyga, and her pal Justin Bieber are big weed smokers. But Molly, cocaine, Ecstasy, Vicodin and oxycodone are also popular with the group she hangs out with.”

We knew it was the Biebs! Suddenly that Kylie Jenner "high as f-ck" video is making a lot more sense!

Fortunately, Scott Disick is a rehab expert and because he doesn’t have enough problems of his own, he’s decided to take Kylie under his wing.

“Scott was the first to tell Kylie to get help,” the "family friend" claims. “He came back from his own short-lived rehab…and told Kylie he’s learned a lot about addiction and feels she is heading down a very dangerous path.

“But Kylie has no interest in getting help. So it looks like she will actually have to be ordered into rehab.”

In case our sarcasm didn’t make it clear enough, we don’t actually believe this story.

Still, it’s good to know that if Kylie ever gets into trouble with booze or drugs, she’s got Scott there to help her out. Also, if Kylie ever wants to buy any booze or drugs, Scott can totally hook her up.