Grab your women and children, people. Horde those canned goods. The Apocalypse is nigh.w
Joe Giudice really is getting his own reality TV special.
Talk of a Joe Giudice reality show surfaced in early April, with multiple outlets claiming Bravo really did want to film footage of this awful human being dealing with the fallout of his own illegal mess.
Joe and wife Teresa Giudice pleaded guilty last year to various counts of financial fraud.
She is currently serving 15 months behind bars and Joe will begin his 42-month sentence once his wife gets out.
Now, according to Us Weekly, Joe has finalized negotiations and has already started filming a one-hour special that will air on Bravo later this year.
The nauseating special will chronicle The Real Housewives of New Jersey star's home without Teresa around, taking us inside Joe's life as sole caretaker for his four daughters:
Gia, 14, Gabriella, 10, Milania, 9 and Audriana, 5.
He takes them on playdates… to cheer practice… to soccer tournaments, and he does so without the assistance of his law-breaking wife.
"They have their little breakdowns here and there,” Giudice says of his daughters, adding:
"They'll say, 'Daddy, when's she going to be out?' Or 'I miss Mommy.' I just make sure to give them lots of love and a lot of kisses."
If he truly cared about his kids, Joe would give them different parents.