According to a new tabloid cover story, Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by Justin Theroux.
But there are two pieces of good news for the actress:
- At least she made it through 990 days of an engagement.
- At least she isn’t single and expecting, despite various magazines trying to tell us every other month that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant.
An insider – who totally and completely exists and who Life & Style definitely did not conjure up – says Theroux “pulled the plug on [the couple’s] wedding just days before it was to go down."
Talk about a tough break for Jen, huh?!?
Apparently the split went down in a most embarrassing fashion, too, as Aniston was on the phone with Theroux, casually talking about wedding menu choices, when he blurted out:
"I’m not ready."
That had to be difficult for the actress to hear. If, you know, it had actually happened.
Fortunately, a previous tabloid report claimed Aniston got dumped on her wedding day and that break-up never materialized.
So you’ll forgive us if we aren’t exactly buying this tall tale, either.
