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According to a new tabloid cover story, Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by Justin Theroux.

But there are two pieces of good news for the actress:

  1. At least she made it through 990 days of an engagement.
  2. At least she isn’t single and expecting, despite various magazines trying to tell us every other month that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant.
Jennifer Aniston Dumped Cover

An insider – who totally and completely exists and who Life & Style definitely did not conjure up – says Theroux “pulled the plug on [the couple’s] wedding just days before it was to go down."

Talk about a tough break for Jen, huh?!?

Apparently the split went down in a most embarrassing fashion, too, as Aniston was on the phone with Theroux, casually talking about wedding menu choices, when he blurted out:

"I’m not ready."

That had to be difficult for the actress to hear. If, you know, it had actually happened.

Fortunately, a previous tabloid report claimed Aniston got dumped on her wedding day and that break-up never materialized.

So you’ll forgive us if we aren’t exactly buying this tall tale, either.