Stop us if you've heard this one... 23 times before.
But Jennifer Aniston is pregnant!!!!!
We have no doubt that Jennifer Aniston actually is not pregnant, considering the many past occasions in which Life & Style has tried to sell us this same bill of joyous goods.
We've been down this erroneous path before.
This time, however, Life & Style sure does sound confident in its cover story, doesn't it?
The story screams that "it's official," that Aniston is "3 months along," that she experienced "joy" upon finding out and that there are "big plans," which include a wedding to Justin Theroux.
We doubt any of it is true, but at least Life & Style is going all in on this one.
At some point, however, perhaps magazines can find something to write about aside from Aniston's womb and her supposed love triangle with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.