Tom Brady Throws Out First Pitch, Should Not Consider Career Change

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Now we know how Tom Brady landed himself Gisele Bundchen:

By not showing off his pitching arm in front of her!

The Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots quarterback tossed out the ceremonial first pitch at the 2015 home opener of the Boston Red Sox yesterday, entering the field to a round of applause.

But exiting it to a round of confusion.

Brady, after all, may literally be better than anyone else alive at throwing a football. But put a baseball in his hand apparently and he morphs into 50 Cent.

Okay, we kid. That's extreme. No one will ever be able to top this 50 Cent first pitch fail.

Still, we expected more from Brady.

If you are unimpressed and rethinking your decision in life, Gisele, we have two words for you: Call us.

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