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It’s been a big year for Tom Brady.

He won Super Bowl MVP for the third time, he talked about deflated balls in a way that made us all giggle, and, oh yeah, he’s still married to Gisele

But if the new trailer for Ted 2 is to be believed, all of Tom Terrific’s impressive accomplishments pale in comparison to the game of inches that’s going on in his pants.

Ted 2 Red Band Trailer

In the very NSFW red band clip above, Mark Wahlberg and his foul-mouthed ursine companion smoke a bong while watching Law & Order, discuss the proper etiquette for public masturbation, and smoke a bong with Amanda Seyfried.

Needless to say, this is a seriously 4/20-friendly flick, but more important than the weed is Brady’s peen, which is apparently as magnificent as his career.

Unlike his time in the NFL, however, Brady’s wang wasn’t aided by the tutelage of Bill Belichick. We hope.

Anyway, check out the trailer above for some sage advice from Morgan Freeman and some hilariously WTF?! descriptions of Wahlberg’s porn collection.

As for the acting skills of the NFL’s (arguably) greatest QB, well, it’s better than the first pitch Brady threw out at this year’s Red Sox home-opener, but the man definitely should not think about quitting his day job.