As Rob Kardashian continues to live a reclusive, self-destructive lifestyle, his family is doing everything in its power to snap him out of his sizzurp-fueled Boo Radley routine and get him back to his slim, sock-designing self.
In addition to the fact that she's concerned for his health, Kris Jenner is reportedly afraid of Rob, and for good reason.
The man's got 28 years worth of Kardashian family secrets stored up, and he's reportedly ready to go public. He's already dredged up the old rumor that Alex Roldan is Khloe Kardashian's father, and we're sure he's got more where that came from.
Who knows? Next he might start telling the world that Bruce Jenner is undergoing a sex change!
In all seriousness, though, we're sure Rob has some new Kardashian gossip we've never heard before, and since Kris can't shackle him in her basement, she's doing the next best thing by shipping him off to rehab.
Or trying to, anyway. Radar Online is reporting that Kris recently took Rob to a rehab facility for a "tour" and attempted to convince him to enroll.
"She did at night so the press wouldn't know about it," says one insider. “She assured him that there was no pressure to enroll, but Rob felt ambushed and got very angry.
"He had a friend come pick him up. When he surfaced days later at Khloé’s house, Rob didn’t want to talk about even going to rehab.”
As for the reasons the sole male Kardashian might seek in-patient treatment, take your pick:
Sources say Rob is addicted to several drugs, he's a chronic over-eater, he's got issues rage, and on top of all of that, he's a Kardashian! The man's got a lot on his plate.