Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Boyfriend Comes Clean: Worst. Relationship. EVER!

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For as many famous dudes as she's been with (and it's a lot of dudes) Lindsay Lohan's love life remains something of a mystery.

Sure she's had some serious relationships here and there, and the the infamous Lindsay Lohan sex list that leaked last year gave us more information about her horizontal life than anyone wanted, but we still know very little about what LiLo is like when she's dating someone seriously.

Enter Bristish Z-lister Calum Best. Calum and Lindsay dated briefly back in 2007 and their relationship (aka, the highlight of Calum's career) quickly became the stuff of tabloid headlines.

Calum Best Photo

Now, for the first time, Calum is giving his side of the story in a new memoir, and as you might have guessed, life with Lindsay was anything but stable.

Best claims the relationship resulted in "the worst moments of [his] life," and while he doesn't provide too many specifics, it seems the pairing was every bit as boozy and dysfunctional as we thought.

"The two of us together are combustible. At this moment in our lives, we're both a bit nuts," Best writes in what appears to be the world's first present-tense memoir. "We both like to party a lot and it makes things tempestuous."

Apparently, he figured out long ago that if you use big words like "tempestuous," you can talk about Lindsay all you want and she'll have no idea what you're saying. Smart man.

"When we go out I flirt with other girls, sometimes in front of her," Best says. "One day, she catches me hanging out with another girl in my hotel room. 

Best goes on to say that the relationship ended after video of him with "drugs and hookers" leaked online, and Lindsay was understandably not pleased.

Yes, somehow this guy in a relationship with Lindsay Lohan and she was the stable one. We assume Calum's last name is meant to be ironic.

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