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According to a recent report, Teresa Giudice is getting bulked up behind bars. Hey, she’s got nothing else to do and you might as well stay in shape.

For self-defense as well as overall physical health. Just saying.

According to another new tabloid cover story, meanwhile, the disgraced reality star will be bulking up something else once she gets out of prison:

Her bank account.

The latest issue of Life & Style features a photo of Giudice, along with the claim that she has spoken to the tabloid from jail and made one simple vow:

I’ll be rich again.

It’s nice to see how her priorities have shifted away from money and class, isn’t it? Then again, would you expect anything less from this character?

The Bravo star and mother of four is also allegedly in DANGER, the celebrity news magazine states, as she has a “target on her back” in jail.

She’s also “HATED” on by fans and is in “TEARS” because she misses her children back home in the Garden State. It’s really quite tragic for her.

Teresa will be an inmate until February 6, 2016 and some sources have said Bravo may keep The Real Housewives of New Jersey on hiatus until then.

Viewers only really care about Giudice, after all. Or at least a heck of a lot more than they care about the rest of the cast, some alleged insiders claim.

It’s unclear whether that particular report is true, just as it’s unclear whether or not Teresa is really receiving preferential treatment while incarcerated.

Heck, it’s even unclear whether or not she claimed she’ll be rich again someday soon. But in all seriousness, would anyone put it past her to do so?