Kourtney Kardashian, reality star, fashion guru, and older sister to Kim and Khloé, has been slowly revealing bits and pieces of her third child, Reign Aston Disick.
Or at least his adorable little wardrobe …
She started by showing us a photo of just his hand holding hers.
Adorable? Sure. Heartwarming? Yeah. But come on! And then on Monday of this week she posted a photo of just his legs, wearing a black onesie and red Doc Martens.
Next we can expect an elbow? Or maybe even a KNEECAP!?!?!
Come on, we’re grandma and we want baby pictures!
As our torture continues, Scott Disick, Reign’s father, seemed like a truly proud papa when he was reached for comment:
“It’s my third time so it’s kind of a charm. I think I kind of know it by now. The first one was scary. The second was less scary. The third one was, okay — I got a whole team over here.”
He’s got a whole team, but all we’ve seen so far is a hand, a pair of boots, and a onesie. Scott continues,
“I really would have thought the other two would have been jealous … They’re so accommodating and welcoming – I don’t think I would have been that way if I had a sibling. I can not get over how much affection the other two have shown the baby. It’s like – thank God, knock on wood."
Scott might be happy now, and acting like the good ol’ daddy figure. But that doesn’t slow down any of the rumors about him. He’s been accused of sleeping with Kendall Jenner, his wife’s half sister.
And hey, if you’re going to go for the half, why not the whole? Scott’s also been seen getting close with Khloé.
It’s a veritable dirt farm up there at the Kardashian ranch, and Scott’s one of the biggest shovelers of you know what. So, we need something good and positive.
Something like adorable baby pictures to remind us that he’s not the biggest douche in the world.
