Get ready for a double-dose of nostalgia, everybody! Bennifer 1.0 is back, and somewhere, Jennifer Garner is ripping the head off of a big-bootied voodoo doll.
Okay, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez will almost certainly never be "back" in any real way, but witnesses say the former lovers were spotted getting awfully friendly during Sunday's Academy Awards.
Sources tell E! News that "Affleck whispered something into Lopez's ear, and she playfully smacked his arm."
It may not sound like much, but you have to remember that Ben attended the ceremony solo, and his intimate moment with J-Lo was reportedly caught on camera during Lauren Poitras' Best Documentary acceptance speech.
Imagine you're Jennifer Garner watching at home, and you happen to catch a glimpse of Ben whispering to a giggling Jen in the corner of your screen.
Now imagine, this comes right on the heels of rumors about Affleck cheating with Emily Ratajkowski on the set of Gone Girl.
Now imagine that you know Ben's been drinking heavily, and that he likely knocked back a few before the ceremony.
You see where we're going with this. Was Ben trying to arrange a hookup session with J-Lo? Probably not.
Is there a good chance he spent Sunday night tossing and turning on the couch in an increasingly rumpled tux? If you've ever been married, you know the answer to that one.